Statutory Interpretation for Toddlers; Or, No Tricycles in the Park

My daughter, who is a few months shy of three, loves to remove her socks and shoes.  Yesterday, apparently, she did so in the playground at her daycare program -- something no one noticed until later.  Asked why she had done so, she replied: "[The teacher] said, 'don't take off your socks inside.'  I was not inside!"

Is this the daughter of two lawyers taking her first toddling steps toward One First Street?  Or is it one or both of her Jewish and Catholic heritages emerging in a flurry of Talmudic/Jesuitical reasoning? 

Honestly, I'd hoped for med school, or perhaps a combined JD/MD.  But what will be will be....