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Monday, June 02, 2008
Desert Islands, Space Stations, and Lawyers
I wanted to start by thanking the permanent residents of PrawfsBlawg for inviting me back for another month-long visit. I'm looking forward to it, especially since it's sort of a virtual reunion with my co-clerk and friend Andy Siegel, who will also be visiting here this month as well.
Since it's summer time, and I'm catching up on Lost episodes, I wanted to use my first post to get something off my chest that's been bothering me for a long time. A recent story on Canada's (!) search for astronauts for its space program brought it back to mind. Here are the educational requirements the Canadian Space Agency has listed on its solicitation for applicants:
- a Bachelor' degree recognized in Canada, in one of the following areas:
- Engineering or Applied Sciences
- Science (e.g. Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Geology, Mathematics, Computer Science, etc.)
- The bachelor's degree must be followed by at least two years of related professional experience.
OR- a bachelor's degree along with a master's degree or a doctoral degree recognized in Canada, in one of the following areas:
OR
- Engineering or Applied Sciences
- Science (e.g. Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Geology, Mathematics, Computer Science, etc)
- a license to practice medicine in a province or a territory of Canada.
Here's my problem with this. It seems to me that any time you have a show about a desert island or a solicitation for people to live in space or colonize the bottom of the ocean, in fiction or reality, people want scientists and engineers and doctors, but never any lawyers. The fact that doctors get all the love is especially hard to stomach, since I have a few in my immediate family. I find the whole thing very disappointing, not least because it means that I will only get to travel to space if I pay for it (unlikely on an academic salary) or if our society somehow runs out of engineers or doctors to send.
I can understand the preference for people with skills that will have some immediate utility in survival situations, but I think these writers and space agencies are overlooking some of the very real and practical talents that lawyers bring to the desert-island or space-station scenario Take Lost, for instance. Sure, Jack can do spinal surgery and stitch up wounds. But don't you think a good lawyer would have been able to negotiate some sort of settlement with the Others or devise some transparent form of governance to take the place of the elitist clique that seems to run the show? And any lawyer worth his salt would have presented compelling moral and legal arguments to keep Sayid and Jack from torturing Sawyer in Season 1, right? Right? OK, maybe that last one's not such a great example. But surely a lawyer would be worth at least a few episodes of comic relief, like Arzt, the high school science teacher who blew himself up at the end of Season 1. Maybe Ben will turn out to be a lawyer.
I'm having a harder time coming up with examples of uses for lawyers in space stations, but I'm sure you can help me out in the comments.
Posted by Eduardo Penalver on June 2, 2008 at 09:43 AM | Permalink
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Excellent negotiation and reasoning skills are not the exclusive province of lawyers.
The fact is, they (we) just don't have any technical skills that might be useful. And certainly no logical reasoning skills that are outside the province of other professions.
Seriously - I agree with "food source" - lawyers just don't bring anything truly unique to the table.
Posted by: anon | Jun 5, 2008 8:06:15 PM
Lawyers should know how to read plain language carefully, teasing out any ambiguities and their implications. This well-developed caution has special application when communicating with and reading motives of creatures from other worlds and dimensions. Example: you would want a lawyer to deal with those crafty, word-smithing aliens from that famous Twilight Episode "To Serve Man."
Eduardo, while I can see a tiny potential use for lawyers in space stations, unfortunately, I think the training of those lawyers will remain grounded on our planet. Which effectively grounds all of us. Even with "distance-learning" brought out to the extreme, the legal academy will sadly remain earthy- at least for the duration of our careers.
Posted by: David Friedman | Jun 2, 2008 11:57:41 PM
I'm not a property law expert, but that hasn't stopped me from wondering how the law of adverse possession would apply to alien possession of human bodies in Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Thing, The Pupper Masters, The Faculty, and X-Files Episodes 64 & 65. And whether I'd be responsible for torts committed while possessed by an alien (especially if I acted with less care than a reasonable person in getting myself possessed, as is often especially true of those stubborn "I refuse to believe in, or worry about, aliens" types in The Faculty and The Thing). I suppose none of these particular alien possession problems occurred on a space station, but if they did, you'd need a lawyer to know if the same rules applied in or near a black hole, where the laws of the universe can be a little different.
Posted by: Marc | Jun 2, 2008 4:30:02 PM
I'm not a property law expert, but that hasn't stopped me from wondering how the law of adverse possession would apply to alien possession of human bodies in Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Thing, The Pupper Masters, The Faculty, and X-Files Episodes 64 & 65. And whether I'd be responsible for torts committed while possessed by an alien (especially if I acted with less care than a reasonable person in getting myself possessed, as is often especially true of those stubborn "I refuse to believe in, or worry about, aliens" types in The Faculty and The Thing). I suppose none of these particular alien possession problems occurred on a space station, but if they did, you'd need a lawyer to know if the same rules applied in or near a black hole, where the laws of the universe be a little different.
Posted by: Marc | Jun 2, 2008 4:27:32 PM
Food source?
Posted by: chris | Jun 2, 2008 11:46:17 AM
Jean Luc Picard only ever got a Counselor, not a lawyer (less challenge to the chain of command?). Negotiations with aliens seem to be tricky enough without us, anyway ...
Posted by: Positroll | Jun 2, 2008 10:30:06 AM
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