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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Supreme Exclamations

It's time to talk about what really matters:  the underrated use of exclamation marks in Supreme Court opinions.  Let's call them "Supreme exclamations."

 The propriety of exclamatory opinions recently came up in the blogosphere when Judge Leon (of the DC district court) dared to exclaim in Klayman v. Obama, which involves an important constitutional challenge to an NSA surveillance program.  In fact, Leon exclaimed more than once.  Consider:  "Candor of this type defies common sense and does not exactly inspire confidence!"  And:  "[T]here is the very real prospect that the program will go on for as long as America is combating terrorism, which realistically could be forever!"  Over at the Volokh Conspiracy, Stewart Baker suggested that Leon's exclamations undermined the persuasiveness of his opinion.  That criticism struck me as plausible.  Legal writing shouldn't be boring, but it also shouldn't be overwrought.

But then I found myself reading Marbury v. Madison and, lo and behold, Chief Justice Marshall wasn't above dropping a few exclamation marks in his day.  As Marshall put it in Marbury: "How immoral to impose [the constitutional oath] on [judges], if they were to be used as the instruments, and the knowing instruments, for violating what they swear to support!"

Clearly, originalists should be using lots of exclamation marks.

This got me thinking: when have members of the current Court seen fit to exclaim?  Here are a few examples:

  • Justice Scalia in his Brown v. Entertainment Merchants majority: "And Hansel and Gretel (children!) kill their captor by baking her in an oven."
  • Justice Alito in his recent Town of Greece v. Galloway concurrence:  "At Greece Town Board meetings, the principal dissent pointedly notes, ordinary citizens (and even children!) are often present."
  • Justice Kagan in her Arizona Christian School Tuition Organization v. Winn dissent: "We have faced the identical situation five times—including in a prior incarnation of this very case!—and we have five times resolved the suit without questioning the plaintiffs' standing."

What's your favorite/least favorite Supreme exclamation?

The above is cross-posted from Re's Judicata.

Posted by Richard M. Re on May 20, 2014 at 10:15 PM in Judicial Process | Permalink

Comments

Poor Joshua!

Posted by: Orin Kerr | May 21, 2014 1:01:32 AM

Orin, I was thinking of the same thing. Ugh!

Posted by: Jim von der Heydt | May 21, 2014 7:26:14 AM

but is it your least or favorite citation? Or both?!

Posted by: Joe | May 21, 2014 3:38:10 PM

Orin beat me to it. Prof. Re, looking forward to you posts. I love a good pun. -Miriam

Posted by: Miriam Cherry | May 27, 2014 11:08:12 PM

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